Guns of the Patreon is finally here, with our comprehensive look back at MGS4!
Plus, get an update on Matthew’s teeth. Excuse Samuel’s sore throat in this one.
Best performance of a character in a single Metal Gear Solid game
- Patric Zimmerman as Revolver Ocelot
- Paul Eiding as Colonel Campbell
The Cam Clarke Award for hammiest performance of a character in a single Metal Gear Solid game
- Otacon being sad about his sister dying in MGS2
- Otacon being sad about Naomi Hunter dying in MGS4
- Otacon being sad about Sniper Wolf dying in MGS4
- Cam Clarke
- Ocelot’s hammy monologues in MGS2
- the ghost of Psycho Mantis coming back to to bollock on about control of vibration one last time
The Peter Stillman Award for Worst Hang in any Metal Gear Solid game
- Rose
- Sunny
The best individual music track in a Metal Gear Solid game
- Fortune from MGS2
- The Best Is Yet to Come from MGS
- Yell “Dead Cell” from MGS2
Best overall Metal Gear Solid soundtrack
- MGS4
Best MGS boss battle
- The End
Worst MGS boss battle
- The Pain
- Raging Raven
- Fortune
- Vamp
- Vulcan Raven
Favourite overall setting from an MGS game
- Shadow Moses
- the jungle from the first half of MGS3
Least favorite overall setting from an MGS game
- Big Shell
You’ve got a great butt award for most objectively impressive women
- Naomi Hunter
- Eva
Character you’re most likely to appoint your best man at a wedding
- Liquid Snake
Otacon- Vamp
- Revolver Ocelot
The Hideo Kojima Award for most shameful words and or deeds
- the traumatized babes of the Beauty and the Beast Unit
- everything Johnny Sasaki says or does
Who are we in MGS?
- Drebin’s Monkey
- Sokolov