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The pod finally tips over into full Partridge! Our quarterly Bond rewatch series kicks off with Dr. No, the first Eon adaptation of Ian Fleming’s novels. We had a great time. Please enjoy.

Fact checking something discussed in this episode: the Daniel Craig Bond film featuring a scene set in Jamaica was No Time To Die, not Skyfall.

Here’s the video Matthew mentions of the bloke re-enacting the beach scenes on location in Jamaica.

Awards

The Doctor Woak (as in ‘Doak) award for ‘you couldn’t get away with that these days!"

  • Dr. No
  • Miss Taro
  • the portrayal of Jamaican characters

The Slappers Only award for scene or location most suited to a GoldenEye level

  • Dr. No’s base
  • vehicle section with the dragon tank

Most iconic use of a Bond staple

  • the first utterance of Bond, James Bond
  • the Walther PPK trading out the Beretta
  • Bond having a weird social engagement with a villain where they can just talk about the plan

Conduct M and Q workplace appraisals based on their work in this film

  • M is very tough with him, you’re getting on a plane in three hours
  • Q doesn’t really leave an impression, does give him his gun, which is pretty iconic, and he dunks on his Beretta

The Cubby Broccoli award for location chosen because the producers fancied a holiday

  • Laughing Waters, Jamaica

The “They’ll print anything these days” award for best one liner

  • Miss Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You’ve never taken me to dinner looking like this. You’ve never taken me to dinner… James Bond: I would, you know, only “M” would have me court-martialed for… illegal use of government property.
  • Bond, James Bond.
  • That’s a Smith & Wesson and you’ve had your six.
  • Dr. No: That’s a Dom Perignon ‘55. It would be a pity to break it. James Bond: I prefer the ‘53 myself…
  • Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I’m a very nervous passenger.

The Roger Moore award for worst one liner

  • Tell me, does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?

Would another Bond actor make this film better?

  • Craig

Matthew and Samuel would be cast as these characters in a remake

  • Professor Dent
  • the two blokes playing bridge with Strangways and Dent
  • torched with Quarrel

The ‘Twins, Basil!’ award for moment eventually parodied by Austin Powers

  • Ursula Andress coming out of the sea
  • the Dr Evil suits

Is the theme song For Your Ears Only or should they Try Another Day?

  • the main Bond theme is the one here
  • not Three Blind Mice or Underneath the Mango Tree